Love Comes in Spurts

I know, I know. I haven’t been around lately, and you’ve been pining for me. Also, I should have left you more water before I stepped out. Good thing I came back when I did, or you’d be a desiccated corpse next to the hole you were trying to dig in the floor.

As you’re all aware, I haven’t had a lot of time to write lately. It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s just that school, family, school, life, and school have been taking up my time. Also, I was taking a bazillion fucking tests, at school.

Now, however, I’m here. I’ll be posting at least three stories this weekend. To show you that I love you. Also, in an effort to rape your mind.

That would be a great T-shirt.

MiND RAPiST.

It could have a little heart dotting each “i”.

But I digress. I’m here for you. I promise you a post a day. One before I sleep my whiskey dreams this evening, one tomorrow, and one amidst the skullfucking drudgery of studying for yet more finals come Sunday.

Get your whiskey, and your towel. We’re off on an adventure.

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~ by Benjamin Kenneally on May 7, 2010.

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